A Silly Letter to Senator Ed Markey
On celebrating St. Patrick’s day with giant cannolis and Emergency-Room warlocks
Mister Retrops
June 13, 2022
Senator Ed Markey
Dear Senator Markey,
Greetings, salutations, and all that other formal hullabaloo of which you might be familiar:
Boston is my favorite east-coast city to visit. My first visit to Boston was on Saint Patrick’s day during my college years, so you know what a crazy time that had to be. Midwest boy that I was, I marveled at the towers of freeways, the seas of wobbly green people, and the size of the cannolis at Mike’s Pastry. You stack a few of those bad boys on top of each other, and they’d weigh as much as an omnibus bill, though I feel better about paying for the cannolis.
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